1) What is "out of bounds"?
A tired kangaroo!
2) Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
3) What is a volcano ?
A mountain with hiccups !
4) Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
5) What's an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket!
6) What has 4 legs when young , 2 legs when adult , 3 legs when old ?
Human ! Crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two legs as an adult and uses two legs and a cane when they're old.
7) When a boy falls into the water , what is the first thing he does ?
Gets wet .
8) Why did the invisible man's wife understand him so well ?
Because she could see right through him .
9) Why did the boy sit on his watch ?
He wanted to be on time .
10)What do you call a fling skunk ?
A Smellicopter!
